Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Head Hussy in Charge


The fact that Dionne Warwick hasnt been in a recording studio since blacks had to enter from the back of buildings is irrelevant to her presence on Celebrity Apprentice. Dionne is the true definition of old classy cunt. But then again, you cant help but demand respect when you are PERCHED in your deaconess power suit with a face tighter than a stretched plastic bag. This hussy has been readin people their rights and slangin that puss around this here Earth since 1940. Here is a interview i has with the Head Hussy herself after being fired from Celebrity Apprentice.

Jesus Secretary: My my my, its a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Warwick.
Dionne: Mrs? Hussy do you see a ring on my finger?
Jesus Secretary: Well i jus assumed--
Dionne: Honey, the word "ASSume" dervies from the word "ASSwhoopin"
Jesus Secretary: How would you like me to address you?
Dionne: Legend.
Jesus Secretary: i apoligize....So how was your experience on Celebrity Apprentice?
Dionne: It was much like a Ciara album, fun at first but VERY short lived, and you can quote me on that.
Jesus Secretary: Well, you made a very interesting exit, care to explain?
Dionne: If you're referring to that coward grape headed hussy Lanethia Leakes, i'd rather not.
Jesus Secretary: Well lets discuss your relationship with Star Jones then
Dionne: Lets not.
Jesus Secretary: Well what would you like to discuss?
Dionne: Honey i dont know, my brain is dead.
Jesus Secretary: Well it was a pleasure to meet you Ms. Warwick
Dionne: The pleasure is all yours. *puts on purple frames and pumps out*