1. I still cant believe that females shit. Its not very classy.
2. Are there such things as heated toilets? This water is cold.
3. Do woodchucks even chuck wood?
4. Why don't churches label pews with the appropriate cell phone carrier so we know who gets signal where?
5. Why do we have an appendix?
6. Does Wendy Williams put her wigs on a hanger at night?
7. Why does MAC use an apple and not a strawberry.
8. Soft ass toilet paper. This that shit them bears use.
9. Who wipes Rick Ross' ass?
10. I always sit here well after i'm done shittin even tho the smell is toxic.
11. Each of my balls have names: Cairo, and Egypt.
12. Where is my umbilical cord now?
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