Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Patent Leather So Soft.


Peper Anne (formerly known as the artist who couldnt perform LIVE to save her life, Rihanna) finally released the viedo for "S&M". She literally caught us off guard with this suprise release. There i was massaging my reproductive organ when i learned the video had been released.
Of course i "finished up" before watching, but Ri-Ri did not disappoint her fans. (And by "fans" i mean the REAL ones who were present BEFORE Christopher Ike Brown played Dance Dance Revolution on her face, & the ones who were there to ice her swollen yes afterwards. It was so much spandex and patent leather in that video that my balls cried out "i yield, i yield, i cant hold out any longer".
Ri-Ri sported them Shirley Temple curls i love, givin her the appearance of a modern day Mary Magdalene. I, Jesus' secretary, approve this video.
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