So its no secret that Ciara aka (Cedric)'s album didnt do so hot. 37,000 copies to be exact, and thats prolly after they rounded it up by 3,000. But what i find even more hilarious is the fact that all her "fans" have abandoned her because it didn't sell, being that half of you downloaded it. Had her management not been so busy tryna figure out whether to tape her penis to the left or the right leg, maybe her album mite have been well received. "Basic Instinct" was actually very enjoyable, but because her management failed to promote it, it was about as popular as Bobby Valentino's return to music, and about as important as him changin his name. *climbs out of casket and rolls stone away* Her #43 debut could have been worse, it could have been #42. Now smile and sip that tea bitches.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Cedric The not so entertaining Entertainer
So its no secret that Ciara aka (Cedric)'s album didnt do so hot. 37,000 copies to be exact, and thats prolly after they rounded it up by 3,000. But what i find even more hilarious is the fact that all her "fans" have abandoned her because it didn't sell, being that half of you downloaded it. Had her management not been so busy tryna figure out whether to tape her penis to the left or the right leg, maybe her album mite have been well received. "Basic Instinct" was actually very enjoyable, but because her management failed to promote it, it was about as popular as Bobby Valentino's return to music, and about as important as him changin his name. *climbs out of casket and rolls stone away* Her #43 debut could have been worse, it could have been #42. Now smile and sip that tea bitches.
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