The Morning After.

Christmas came extremely fast this year. Kind of like an amateur porn star, but anyhow, I managed to behave through out. Christmas time is all about the birth of sweet, 6lb, 7oz. baby Jesus. Thats how much I weighed so I assume thats how much he was when he slid out too. Afterall, we are created in his image. Though I didn't get the 9mm I wanted for Christmsas, I did find a shotgun in the house. Won't God make a way out of no way! Now give em some praise. *drops mic & pumps off im red bottom usher board shoes* Which is why I have futher more given up on Chris Kringle's power bottomin ass. I jus REFUSE to believe that there is a white man on this Earth who goes around handin out presents to inner-city black kids. Consider yo sleigh stripped.
-Signed, Santa's Helper Bitch

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